ad0lf-hipster:

advantages of being a boy:

• your boobs don’t get in the way
• no period
• your hormones don’t make you feel like a different person every week
• no childbirth
• penises are fun
• shirts always fit over your chest 
• you can walk around topless in summer without being arrested for it
• you store less fat

advantages of being a girl:

• can use your bra as an extra pocket

sexwithsquidward:

“Same sex couples shouldn’t be able to adopt because their kids will get bullied for having two moms or two dads”

hey

instead of not allowing same sex couples to adopt

maybe you should teach your little shitty kids not to bully

bottlingyourinsanity:

it’s really strange to think think that we’re all just background characters in other people’s lives, someone they walk past while rushing to be somewhere or bump into on their way to get coffee and these people all have their own problems and insecurities and lives and we’re not part of them. i just think about that a lot.